i need clear waters. ASAP.

At first I thought it was great when my boss didn't do his work. Read: if he doesn't do his job, I can't do mine so I play poker online, read books, and wait for the phone to ring. Anyhow, it's getting a little ridiculous. I'm running out of books to read, and I suck at poker. So my cubicle mate and I have tried to find a happy place everyday to cheer us up from our doom and gloom. I'm sharing mine today because it's so great.




This is a hammock that is in tahiti/tortola/fiji/etc. that has been waiting for me for some time now. It neeeeds me. I guess I'm gonna to have to settle for a mai tai in a smoke infested bar. Oh well. Someday. . .

p.s. If anyone is looking to work for a somewhat slightly off balance orthopedic surgeon and thinks they can handle all life crisis including but not limited to. . . emergency child care, lost car keys, credit cards, wedding rings, etc. fautly house alarms, and bat (of a live nocturnal nature) infested basements, PLEASE let me know. Applicant should also have an expertise in watering sod and mind reading.